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Hottest. Jessica. Biel. Picture. Ever.

Full unbelievably sexy photo after the jump.

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Photoshop contest submission named champion

My submission to Gizmodo’s latest photoshop contest made the site’s Gallery of Champions!

My ad didn’t win antying, but it was singled out as one of the top … 44. Hey, you gotta start somewhere.

Here’s the direct link to my ad on their site. Pretty cool.

Latest entry to Gizmodo Photoshop contest

The latest Photoshop contest from Gizmodo asks readers to submit brutally honest ads. Since I’ve been having so much fun with Photoshoping Baumann in Xbox 360 games and movie posters lately, I decided to throw something together.

Here’s the full-size image.

Columbus personal blogs not named Sprkus

Here are some personal blogs from my competitors other Columbus, Ohio, residents. I found them on Technorati and thought it would be interesting to share:

To make the list the blog’s had to be updated within the past two months and self serving. Meaning, if the purpose of the blog was to advertise the owner’s photography business, it was left out. This is a full, but not complete, list.

The best indicator of tight assholes

The best way to judge somebody’s cheapness is neither by the kind of suit they wear nor the type of car they drive. Nor is it by the shine in their shoes.

The answer lies in the kind of tiolet paper they buy.

Someone who only pays for the wholesale, 1-ply ass burning sheets means two things:

  1. They’re cheap as shit.
  2. They don’t mind getting it on their fingers.

OMG, I want my mommy

Columbus is a hotbed for sexual predators, apparently. I did a search on familywatchdog.us and wholly crap:

Columbus Sex Offenders

There’s a guy two streets from where I live that was convicted of rape — those would be the yellow dots.

I’m never leaving the house.