The Ultimate Warrior will return to the ring June 25 according to TMZ.com.
Instead of wrestling for the WWE, the Warrior will perform for the NWE, which stands for Nu-Wrestling Evolution. It’s basically the minor leagues of pro wrestling.
No word yet on if Warrior is going to wrestle in the ring or just write a new blog entry bashing other celebrities.
“Queering doesn’t make the world work”
That’s right all you little Warriors! Your face-painted messiah is getting off his ‘roid donut (the ‘roids suffered by old people, not the shit he abused while wrestling), painting his face, putting brightly colored streamers on his arms and marching back into the ring whilst proclaiming “fuck you” to all the dirty, drug-crazed, poor, uneducated, liberal, and disgusting faggots his fan-base has become.
This a guy who legally changed his name to “Warrior”. His real name. His real name is now Warrior. Let that sink in for a minute.