Monthly Archive for January, 2008

Metamucil owns kitchen sink

MetamucilAs an FYI, when disposing of a bottle of Metamucil or any generic fiber supplement, do not ever pour the powder down the kitchen sink.

And if you can’t resist the urge and DO pour it down the sink, don’t pour it down the side of the sink with the garbage disposal.

And if you can’t stop yourself from dumping the powder in the disposal, don’t waste your time trying to clear the clog with Drano or Liquid Plumber.

And if you do use one of these chemicals, don’t obsess that you clogged up the kitchen sink so much that you then try and plunge the clog and in your haste, splash the chemical-laced water on yourself, clothes and kitchen floor.

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Destroy this Web site

Sprkus VomitHave you ever wanted to throw up all over this Web site? Me too. And now we both can.

Netdisaster.com is a Web site that lets you destroy my site, or any other site on the Web. Click here to see it in action.

While you’re there, use the pull down menu to watch the cow poop and pee options.

There are less disturbing options like using a chainsaw or shooting bullet holes in the site, but we all know that’s not quite immature enough for you.

Ultimate Warrior blogs on Ledger

Ultimate Warrior

The Ultimate Warrior recently discussed the death of Heath Ledger on his blog, Warrior’s Machete. The Warrior opines that Ledger’s death is less important than the deaths of U.S. soldiers in Iraq, which is a just statement when comparing media attention each receives.

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McCracken vs. Jesus coming in 2009

The trailer for the biggest movie on the Summer 2009 lineup was just released. “McCracken vs. Jesus” will feature the most epic bowling showdown in 10-pin history. “Big” Ernie McCracken from “Kingpin” takes on The Jesus from “The Big Lebowski.” I’m psyched.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnGeIIWSHQM[/youtube]

Faith Fighter is holy war

Faith Fighter

If the game Bible Fight left you craving more, Molleindustria, the guys that brought you The McDonald’s Game, have released Faith Fighter.

Similar to Bible Fight, Faith Fighter matches religious icons up to fight each other. Unlike Bible Fight, however, the characters aren’t all found in the Bible. In Faith Fighter you can use Jesus to kick the crap out of Muhammad. Or Body slam Ganesha with Buddha.

Never has religion and violence fit together so nicely. Except for, well, all of history.

My Civy’s finally repaired

More than a month after my neighbor across the street backed into my Civic, I finally get to drive it sans ugly damage.

After waiting weeks for Liberty Mutual to determine the accident’s liability — in other words — after Liberty Mutual had obtained and processed my police report and estimate, they OKed the repair.

Since I didn’t find out about my car being hit until later in the day, I had to download and snail mail my own police report which was an interesting but weird process. It certainly slowed down the repair.

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