Something clever.
There’s nothing worse than completely embarrassing yourself in front of a group of other people. Except when someone catches it on video and broadcasts it for the entire world to see.
Busy week for me at work, so I’ll get right to the videos.
Miss USA falls on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant:
From Street Fighter to Mortal Combat to Tekken, fighting games were always entertaining, but lacked the staying power to keep me interested very long.
Maybe it was because the fighting games weren’t epic enough. Or holy enough.
Until now.
Bible Fight! from Adult Swim pins your favorite heroes from The Bible against each other in an all out brawl. Bitch slap Eve with Noah or part Satan’s skull with Moses.
Apple is irate over Ann Summers promotion of a sex toy called “iGasm,” which the adult entertainment company sells for $30 on its Web site, according to a report from News of the World.
Apple claims the poster used to promote the toy, which plugs into music devices and vibrates along with the beat of each song, is a blatant rip off of posters Apple uses to promote the iPod.
A legal letter from Apple to the store said “We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action.”
Motley Crue is calling for Paris Hilton to be forced to serve her full 45-day jail sentence and is asking people to sign a “Throw Paris in Jail” petition.
The band recently posted the following on its official Web site:
“Why is the NY Times wasting space talking about Paris Hilton’s petition to keep her out of jail for drunk driving…twice! Join Nikki Sixx, The Exies and other artists in supporting real talent, not bitches like Paris.
“Go to The Exies MySpace page, sign the petition to throw Paris in jail and tell the NY Times to support real artists, real musicians, real actors, not shitty porn stars.”
I think this is the first time I’ve ever cheered for anything to do with Motley Crue.
I stumbled upon a flash animation called “Mouse Party” last week and I thought I would pass it along with a number of other amusing items I’ve been collecting.
The animation features a number of mice trashed on different types of drugs, which is entertaining on its own. But then the animation gives you the ability to select a mouse and learn how each mouse’s drug of choice works on a biological level in their brain.
The animation is provided by the University of Utah’s Genetic Science Learning Center. It’s funny AND educational. Win-Win.
“Fort Wayne, Indiana! Wow, my career’s REALLY taking off.”
A stand up comedian opened his show with that line Saturday and I laughed my ass off.
If you went to visit B.A., you would understand.
Let’s just say the city’s about 10 years behind the times.
But in its defense, mullets (shown right), cougars and pimps all come together and seem to get along.
Maybe it’s because Piere’s is the only club in Fort Wayne. I’m still not sure.
“Cougar,” to describe an old single woman prowling the bar scene, is a relatively new term to me and I don’t know if it’s supposed to have a negative connotation or a positive one — like “milf” for example. For this post mean it as a pure insult.
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