With Sanjaya Malakar surviving yet another American Idol results show last night, Price may need to alter his approach for the 2008 auditions.
Luckily, the campaign to make Price 2008’s American Idol is very flexible.
Malaker is undoubtedly a force to be reckoned with this season. Whether that force is coming from legitimate fans around the nation like the girl who balled during Malakar’s entire performance or organized drives to vote for the worst performer each week, we’ll have to wait and see.
Either way, Malakar’s survival means the continued weight loss of this woman who pledged a hunger strike on her MySpace profile until he is kicked out of the competition. If for nothing less, Malakar should be praised for preventing her from eating for a while.
So Price, start growing that hair out, buddy. You’d look good in a mohawk. And learn to hula dance already for Christ’s sake!
Go support Price and House of Cards at the Newport Music Hall this Friday night.
A woman walked into the University of Michigan Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house on Thursday, March 22, took off her clothes and started masturbating in the living room while the fraternity members were eating dinner The Michigan Daily reported yesterday.
Nobody saw the woman enter the house. The Pikes speculate she could have entered through the front door which was propped open because it was broken.
Upon noticing the naked woman pleasing herself on one of their couches, the Pikes asked her to leave, which she apparently ignored. They then asked her if she was alright, to which she replied she was fine and at one point had a conversation on her cell phone.
She masturbated for a half hour and left when the Pikes told her they had called the police. She wore a thigh-length black coat as she walked out the door. She was gone when police arrived minutes later.
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Among disturbing news events over the past week which include a man grilling up his ex girlfriend and another man who ripped his wife’s eyes out after she refused sex, perhaps the most wholesomely troubling is a feature on “Purity Balls” published March 22 on Yahoo! News.
The story reports that during elaborate ceremonies around the nation, girls as young as nine are pledging to their fathers they will remain virgins until marriage.
The gala events are highlighted by the father and daughter exchanging vows, the father swearing to protect his daughter’s chastity by living an “unblemished life” while the daughter swears off sex until she weds.
The father goes so far as to give his daughter a “purity ring” or “Chastity bracelet” she
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The video section of Sprkus.com has finally been retooled.
Instead of linking directly to the videos which forced a visitor to the site to have to wait for the whole video to download before it could be played, I’ve uploaded the videos to Google Video enabling me to stream the videos on my site similar to how videos are handled on YouTube.
The video’s are unlisted, so nobody can find them by doing a Google search. They’re still only available on my site. But by using Google Video, visitors can view them instantly.
I first tried using YouTube, but the functionality was very sporadic. Most often, the video would never play. It would just provide a loading symbol and never actually load anything.
Google Video, even though it’s still in its beta testing, performed perfectly for me. There were some server errors when uploading videos, but they play perfectly on the site.
There are no new videos on the site, but classics like the “Dickey Chronicles” and Baumann and Van Culin on The People’s Court never get old.
YouTube users have introduced a new kind of flying squirrel to the Web site’s video vault. And cruelty to animals aside, they’re more entertaining than the standard tree-gliding variety. Check out the following videos before PETA forces YouTube to remove them:
Another entirely kick-ass YouTube submission pits Robocop against Terminator. Someone edited their respective movies together and came up with this mini-movie. It’s part one of a series:
In the same manner, this is what happened when The Beatles stumbled into a Night of the Living Dead:
And one to grow on:
Joe Rogan accusing other comedians of stealing material isn’t anything new. He accused Denis Leary of stealing his material from Bill Hicks years ago.
Recently, however, Rogan took shots at Carlos Mencia for ripping off material as well. Even Dane Cook has been targeted.
It all seems to have come to a head when Rogan confronted Mencia on stage in front of a live crowd. That confrontation was caught on tape, edited, packaged and plastered on Rogan’s official MySpace page. I posted the video by itself here.
The legitimacy of the video’s accusations aside, I can’t help but notice how entirely self serving Rogan made the video. What’s this JoeShow thing? Does he have a new show coming out? Wait, is this an ad?
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